Projects...XD

Hi people, long time no see! So, today we will be discussing about projects. (Though none of you can respond) Project have incorrigible personalites, I'm serious. Firstly, they waste a heck load of time. YES, WASTAGE OF TIME. As the Chinese saying goes, "一寸光阴一金，寸金难买寸光阴”. So, I conclude that we should abolish this matter in life, and be free! Yes, freedom, comrades. Karl Marx couldn't have put it better. Let's eradicate this Tsar (Nicholas II) of projects altogether! Forward!

Ok, random moment there...

So, anyways, yes, we shouldn't do projects, it's basically a meaningless existence of burden that should be wiped off the face of this earth. (Even though I have to admit that it can produce some things) So, I devote a poem to this. (Scrambles and rummages for script, *1 min later* tears the script, then dictates):

Projects, Rejects.

Yes, they run as one.

Foul gas, odours of runs.

Nothing, could put it better.

The agony that it causes us sting, those futile efforts.

They think that this assists us, but no!

Failure to succeed leaves you in the dust, as most of us know.

So dismiss this tactless thing, and no give us back our glee.

Then we could elatedly sing, you will see!

Projects, oh projects.
I plead of you now, to go away.